• (I work the floor at an independently-owned menswear store. The owner, my boss, spends a lot of time at the shop, and tries to keep prices as low as possible to help our city’s large homeless population get good job interview clothes. A clearly homeless man is wandering around the store. The other patrons are giving him looks.)
  • Customer: “Excuse me, sir?”
  • Me: “Yes, ma’am?”
  • Customer: “I think you may want to call security. That… bum over there, he keeps feeling the suits and muttering to himself. I’m just sure he’s planning to steal one.”
  • Me: “Well, ma’am, I think that’s quite unlikely.”
  • Customer: “Oh, come on, you know how they are! I mean, I’d keep an eye on him even if he wasn’t homeless!”
  • (The homeless man in question happens to be Hispanic.)
  • Me: “We don’t discriminate here, ma’am.”
  • Customer: “Well, I’m sure the owner would want to hear about this!”
  • (I give in and call him over. The customer explains her concerns. As a black man, my boss isn’t happy with her racism, but agrees to talk to the homeless man.)
  • Owner: “Excuse me, sir, are you finding what you need?”
  • Homeless Man: “Well, not really. I’m hoping for something versatile in a dark or navy wool, but most of the options in my size are cut American style instead of European, which fits me a little better. Not to mention they’re all pinstriped, which I really don’t have the build for, you know?”
  • Owner: “I… yes, I understand. I think we may have some options over here, if you’ll follow me. How did you know all that?”
  • Homeless Man: “Back before I lost my job, I used to be really into this stuff. I’m not looking for anything fancy, just something I can use to look good for a job interview later today.”
  • (My boss helps him find something he likes, and comes to the counter with him. The suit is priced at $87.)
  • Homeless Man: *digging in his pockets* “Hang on, I think I’ve got enough.”
  • Owner: *to me* “Take my card. I’m buying it for him.” *to the homeless man* “Here. The suit’s yours, on one condition. After your interview today, you come back and apply for a job here too. Got it?”
  • Homeless Man: “I… oh my God, thank you. Thank you so much.”
  • (Two years later, that formerly-homeless man is my manager, and has a little girl with his new wife—the owner’s sister.)

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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whyyabigsuitt:

RiffTrax - Hawk the Slayer

This one was a lot of goofy fun. I’d love to see more fantasy sword-and-sandal releases from these guys, especially if they have cartoonish supervillains like Jack Palance.

skelettkrieg:

dasgefulwenn:

WELCOME TO THE SKELETON BAR FUCKBOY! WANT SOME SPIRITS?

Look at his tragic establishment where skeleton veterans drink away the horrors of the skeleton war

dong-energy:

this sword sat in it’s sheath in a flooded tomb for 2000 years and it’s still sharp and untarnished. scientists say it’s because of the chemical composition and the almost airtight sheath. me? magic. whosoever wields this sword will be blessed with Mandate of Heaven and establish harmony on Earth.

dong-energy:

this sword sat in it’s sheath in a flooded tomb for 2000 years and it’s still sharp and untarnished. scientists say it’s because of the chemical composition and the almost airtight sheath. me? magic. whosoever wields this sword will be blessed with Mandate of Heaven and establish harmony on Earth.

(Source: concepthuman)

jadelepidoptera:

A sculpture from the Leonardo: 500 Years into the Future Exhibit (September 2007 - January 2009 ) at the The Tech Museum of Innovation, San Jose, California.Website: http://www.thetech.org/Photography by ShaireproductionsWebsite: http://shaireproductions.com/
jadelepidoptera:

A sculpture from the Leonardo: 500 Years into the Future Exhibit (September 2007 - January 2009 ) at the The Tech Museum of Innovation, San Jose, California.Website: http://www.thetech.org/Photography by ShaireproductionsWebsite: http://shaireproductions.com/
jadelepidoptera:

A sculpture from the Leonardo: 500 Years into the Future Exhibit (September 2007 - January 2009 ) at the The Tech Museum of Innovation, San Jose, California.Website: http://www.thetech.org/Photography by ShaireproductionsWebsite: http://shaireproductions.com/
jadelepidoptera:

A sculpture from the Leonardo: 500 Years into the Future Exhibit (September 2007 - January 2009 ) at the The Tech Museum of Innovation, San Jose, California.Website: http://www.thetech.org/Photography by ShaireproductionsWebsite: http://shaireproductions.com/
jadelepidoptera:

A sculpture from the Leonardo: 500 Years into the Future Exhibit (September 2007 - January 2009 ) at the The Tech Museum of Innovation, San Jose, California.Website: http://www.thetech.org/Photography by ShaireproductionsWebsite: http://shaireproductions.com/
jadelepidoptera:

A sculpture from the Leonardo: 500 Years into the Future Exhibit (September 2007 - January 2009 ) at the The Tech Museum of Innovation, San Jose, California.Website: http://www.thetech.org/Photography by ShaireproductionsWebsite: http://shaireproductions.com/

jadelepidoptera:

A sculpture from the Leonardo: 500 Years into the Future Exhibit (September 2007 - January 2009 ) at the The Tech Museum of Innovation, San Jose, California.
Website: http://www.thetech.org/

Photography by Shaireproductions
Website: http://shaireproductions.com/

(Source: Flickr / shaireproductions)

earthdad:

the rise and fall

siddharthasmama:

osdynastylnoire:

Welp

listen to ya mans

(Source: treerings-sing)

(Source: aaatticusfinch)